All night I’ve been working on various homework assignments. Theolotical logic sets, an essay for comparative politics, studying for a Judaism midterm and reading 4 articles for my womens studies group discussions tomorrow…(I’ve actually only gotten through 1.5 of the readings and written a pretty shitty first draft of the essay and I still have about 4 hours left of studying to do for the Judaism midterm - mostly because 1/4 of the notes are in Hebrew…and my hebrew translator wanted to play video games instead of translate.) As a break I listened to… my favorite band in the world, Beastie Boys… but then, I listened to my favorite song in the entire world. Ever. For Ever. Always. …I can’t stress it enough that this will FOREVER be my favorite song. …It is… nothing short of a masterpeice.

Here it is… the video isn’t much, but just listen, and at 2:56 of the song, turn up the song as loud as it can go and close your eyes. It’ll change your life!

Before I go crawl into bed in the fetal position I just thought I would share this good laugh with all of you. I don’t know if its being serious or not.. but my golly its tres funny.

HAHAHAHAHA. Shut up. I hate people. I’m going to go masturbate even though

Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don’t Masturbate.

They are LYING.

…things I hate about univesity.

1. "The Door Rule" No matter how much a hurry you’re in, or if your
   hands are full or whatever, there is some sort of unspoken rule that
   you have to hold the door for whoever is coming in behind you. It’s
   annoying.
2. Ravens. This is probably only at my university, but along with
   all those cute little bunnies come a mass of ravens that swarm campus.
   They’re loud, and they’re ugly. They also swoop at you when you have
   food and can be found pecking at the bunnies. Jerks.
3. Pangea. Even now that I am out of geography in every single class
   I have the prof finds a way to mention Pangea. AAAHHH. And they always
   give Wegner ALL the credit. Fools.
4. School spirt. I hate how we’re all expected to be all ra ra ra
   when the football team comes plowing down the side walks. The
   cheerleaders come and rub themselves up against you, and the football
   players wink and make the kissing face. Ew!
5. Campus buses. Its not like my campus is that big. …Really, it’s
   no bigger than any other campus and it takes about 10 - 15 minutes TOPS
   to walk to the other side of it. So why, WHY do we have campus buses? I
   could see the use if disabled people used them, but they have their own
   special buses that go on the same route as the other buses. Walk your
   lazy fat asses!
6. People who eat. I know, I know, people have to eat. …But not a)
   in the library where it says "No Food Or Drink" and b) not in class
   when their bags make SO much noise and then their chewing echoes
   through the room. If you know me personally, you know that chewing is
   my least favorite thing in the world, if I can hear you chewing, and I
   can’t tell you to stop, I’ll cry. …And if I ask you to chew quieter
   and you don’t I go a little bit more insane.
7. Profs and their inability to answer questions. "So if God is at
   the top of our theocratic heiarchy, and ultimate reality isn’t god,
   then is ultimate reality lower than god?" "Good question, ultimate
   reality comes from the Momen reading and is what all governments and
   people’s faith is based on. It is above all in the world, and
   supernatural world." "So why isn’t on the heiarchy?" "Because God is at
   the top of the heiarchy" "…but if ultimate reality is above god,
   shouldn’t ultimate reality be at the top of the heiarchy?" "No, god
   should be." …."…’k."
8. Campus pubs. …It doesn’t serve alcohol before 3 pm… so here i
   am, at 245 itching for a beer, …but noooooo not until 3. Fucking
   campus pub.
9. The administration. ‘Nuff said.
    
10. Profs in general.
       
    1. Prof Wender has this on going and overwhelming hyper
       personality that makes me want to puke. No matter WHAT your question
       is, it can be the WORST question in the world, his first response will
       be "Wow, just…wow, thank you SO MUCH for that incredibly enlightening
       question, that really is a really great question…" Even if you just
       asked why the sky is purple, when it is clearly blue, he would still
       say it was the most amazing quesiton he has ever heard. EVER.
    2. Aubrey and her morning picture. …She puts up a picture of a
       cat every morning before class and then has to tell us about that
       particular cat. Its annoying, especially since its only a 50 minute
       class.
    3. Xu and the fact that she should probably be teaching
       kindergarten because …she just has a kindergarten teacher a) voice b)
       personality c) intellect.
    4. Angus’ jokes. …Worst. Jokes. Ever. And what’s almost worst,
       is that poeple laugh at them to suck up… so he keeps telling them.
             
    5. I like my other 2 profs… BOTH women’s studies profs, btw.

     

I’m having a bad day. I had to wake up at 7 30 for my morning class,
then got an e-mail from Derek asking me if I would please go to the
club meeting at 4 30… which means I probably won’t get home until
like 6… and I have SO much homework to do, but I’ll be ready to pass
out at 10. Gah. Whatever.

Typepad is being a jerk. I’m trying to…organize…my blog roll/s but it’s not letting me and I’m going to cry. Yes. Cry. Or scream, but I’m in the library so this would be inconsiderate.

Well shit.

That’s right, folks. Only 5 out of 25 voted to uphold the
Constitutional right to sue the government for breach of the 1st
Amendment, and 1 abstained from voting. The rest of these scum-suckers
(19/25) handed the Religious Right yet another election year gift.  Sorry, but I’m nauseated.

What is the PERA bill?

Official Title: To amend the Revised Statutes of the United
States to eliminate the chilling effect on the constitutionally
protected expression of religion by State and local officials that
results from the threat that potential litigants may seek damages and
attorney’s fees.

I know I don’t live there…but… I’m just getting super duper fed up with religious bs. SUPER duper. (I say as I sit in my religion class… and my teacher bitches about atheism killing the ‘way of life’ that judaism taught…)