This pole didn’t surprise me. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t find it hilarious. … on godtube.com the most supported candidate is Mike Huckabee. Oh creationism. How fun you are.
(The quote… I Heart Huckabees… ? Yeah. Love it. Also the reason I used the “You rock, rock” subject tag… Also from I Heart Huckabees. Seriously people. Learn my cultural references. Christian H, if you’re reading this, I know you got it. It’s okay.)
Seriously - I love this guy.
Why on EARTH would a president be asked about evolution? Does he have to write an 8th grade science book???? Thank God the president doesn’t. I especially love his MLK Jr. quote.
Why else do I love him?
He is Chuck Norris approved.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
Seriously, how can you not LOVE Mike Huckabee? Never ever in my life have I seen a presidential (or prime minster) candidate that is so freaking hilarious and knows he isn’t going to win so he has a good laugh with it. And look how far it’s gotten him! With the Colbert Bump he actually became a runner that was worth watching. … HILARIOUS. Too bad he won’t actually win and make Colbert Vice Pres. Too bad indeed.
In all honest - I heart Obama. Woo!
I heart politically incorrect shit. I’m not saying lesbians are politically incorrect, or even that I feel awkward putting them on my site - I just honestly didn’t have another post in mind where I could use this cartoon.
Alright, ready for this? Click the pictures to expand them if you need to.
Jews win! Via..
Zombie Jesus!
Honestly - that’s probably one of the weirdest online quizzes I have ever taken - and I’ve taken a lot in my time. But it wasn’t nearly as funny as the Republican Dictionary! Some of my personal favorites:
- pro-family
- very anti-gay
- Jesus
- Ancient white Jewish male who personally founded the Republican Party. He preached the virtues of theocracy, homophobia, sexism, racism, and tax cuts for rich people. Worm-like, Jesus is known to sometimes reside inside the hearts of some humans, usually preferring those from poverty-stricken areas with substandard levels of education.
- atheist
- a person who hates God
They are almost as good as the first comment:
I must admit that I am amused and concerned by the ignorance and stupidity displayed by “Left Wing” people.
“Left Wing” meaning SOCIALIST by nature and attitude.
You talk down to those people who wish to see the United States stay free.
Oh dear, I think he’s angry. And he must have some intelligent things to say if he’s spouting about ignorance… Lets watch!
I don’t suppose you would happen to know how many terrorist plots have been disrupted and/or terrorist have been captured since the 911 situation happened eh?
I don’t either.
Oh. Shit.
I damn sure don’t like Socialist, OR light weight punks in charge of our country.
Me either! Those guys always make a mess in the bars and usually start a fight.
People are dumb.
One last thing in my pointless politically incorrectness for the night. I’m sure you’ve all seen 2 Girls 1 Cup … (it’s ice cream, man.) If you haven’t, I assure you that you are missing nothing. However, John Mayer made a 2 Guys 1 Cup. Sweet.
It’s really hard to get it to look anything like me…But the fist on my shirt is like feminism! and my shoes are brown like my burks. and my nose curls up into a ski ramp like it does in real life.
