Here’s an interesting article about Microsoft’s attempts to improve the job interview process. As part of “Job Interview 2.0″, Microsoft’s interviewers didn’t just ask questions that would test an applicant’s ability to perform her duties and get along with her co-workers. They also asked a series of brain teasers, such as, “how would you determine the weight of a Boeing 747?”

Unsurprisingly, Microsoft found that these questions were completely useless when it came to determining which applicants would perform well for the company. But that’s not the end of the story:

Unfortunately, Microsoft’s realization came too late: a whole mini-industry has spawned around the concept of Job Interview 2.0. If Microsoft did it, it must work, right? There are books written on brainteasers in the interview, consultants who will help your company annoy the hell out candidates with your very own custom brainteasers, and now, everyone from small software firms to big ole’ banks are asking stupid riddle questions.

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Back when I was the sales manager at a rental car location, I thought of a way to improve the job interview process. We used a two-stage process, in which I would interview an applicant, and then the applicant would talk to the general manager. After interviewing all of the applicants we’d called, we’d decide who would get the job.

Here was my improvement: I would determine some basic sales skill that the applicant lacked (I encountered a grand total of one applicant who had every sales skill I was looking for). Sometimes, they didn’t use my name when addressing me. Sometimes, they didn’t make enough eye contact. Sometimes, they would respond to questions like, “what makes you the best applicant for this job?” with answers like, “maybe I’m not the best applicant.”

I would pick one skill and tell the applicant that the general manager would only hire her if she had that skill. For example, I would say to a woman who looked didn’t make eye contact, “Ken (the general manager) thinks that the most important quality for a salesperson is making eye contact. If you don’t make more eye contact when you talk to him than you did when you talked to me, he will not hire you.” Then I’d talk to Ken at the end of his interview and see if the applicant took my suggestion.

Clever, huh? We get to see immediately who is willing to learn, and who isn’t.

But there was a problem: almost no-one would take my suggestion. If I told a guy to speak up, he would mumble all the way through his interview with Ken. If I told him to say that his self-confidence made him perfect for the job, he’d walk into Ken’s office and say, “maybe I’m not the best applicant.”

We hired about a dozen agents during my tenure at that office. One already had everything we were looking for. Two went out of their way to incorporate my suggestions into their interview with the general manager. Those three made plenty of money for themselves and for the company. The other nine performed about as well as you’d expect. And guess what? The three that performed well all would have been hired anyway, if we had just used standard interviewing procedures.

Toward the end of my tenure, Ken and I did come up with a way to improve the hiring process. Instead of giving a better interview, we’d get better applicants.

Because of restrictions from the national office, we were completely handcuffed as to the money and benefits that we could offer, so we changed the wording of our newspaper add. We added this line:

Management Experience Preferred

That didn’t get us a whole lot of applicants with management experience, but it did get us a whole lot of applicants who aspired to be managers. Suddenly, we had more quality applicants than we knew what to do with.

Same job, same benefits, same pay. Same interview process. But the addition of one line to the newspaper ad solved our personnel problems overnight.

(via reddit)

(cross posted at appletree)

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I’m still up at 4 am for one good reason - no, I’m not drunk despite the fact that it is St. Patty’s day - I have been up for past 6 hours with Ashley, Karl and Aaron… And Aaron showed me quite a few fantastically awesome things.

First up, check out these real winners from a christian kid’s site.

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You have to help Lambuel get to church without hitting the temptations. What are those temptations??? Ice cream, kissing, money and bed. Oh dear.

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How many gods do our hindu friends have? Who cares! They’re all assholes who hate you - thus their religion is WRONG and we are RIGHT because we say so. Love our lord kids - LoL. I think this next one is my… “favorite”.

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…Interesting. Secular movies lie! bwa ha ha. Read more about their thoughts on dinos roaming the earth with Adam and Eve and how evolution is simply propaganda because creationism rox. The artwork is pretty f’n hilarious too. Well, actually. It’s not so hilarious when you realize that it is children that are being completely brainwashed by all this bullshit. Then it’s just incredibly heartbreaking.

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I always forget these kind of people exist until I come across serious sites like that one. Also, Aaron showed me one about christians and carbs... there are quite a few gem quotes in that one, here is my favorite:

The bodies of adolescent children on the high-carbohydrate diet can grown in either of two opposite directions. Some become insulin resistant from the onslaught of glucose in the blood. They become fat and lethargic. They have low energy and are accused of being lazy. They sit in the school class and doodle on the scratch paper. They don’t talk much and are antisocial. They flop in front of the television and avoid physical activities.

Yes, actually it is bread that is making kids lose their attention spans in school and become lazy. Not life style changes, media and crappy parenting.
And finally check this graph out too:

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FUNNY stuff. 

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Recently, I’ve gotten into a pretty bad habit of not going to class. Instead I stay home in bed or around my computer listening to Ella Fitzgerald and Frank Sinatra wishing that I hadn’t been born in the late 80’s. Yesterday, however, I didn’t even have to pull myself out of bed for class, I jumped up and ran out the door knowing that my cultural geography class was going to be covering the topic “Gender and Sexuality”, I knew it wouldn’t be overly informative for me but that there would be at least 3 or 4 opportunities for me to argue with people (and win).

But that didn’t happen… there were too many sexist, racist and homophobic comments coming from every corner of the room - I had no idea where to start.

I’ll be fair, there were a lot of good points made (that my teacher didn’t really know how to explain…but that’s what happens when a geographer who studies population distribution attempts to explain the danger of gender roles). Professor Pope did a pretty good at describing that the identity of a girl is almost entirely contained in her physical body. Our body, as women, is absolutely our primary outlet for our identity - which is why we see it being manipulated, abused and loathed so often.

Even the “popular” and “pretty” girls have to worry about gossip - when they’re the ones that everyone is allegedly attempting to be. They become so wrapped up in this “girl culture”. It reminds me of an episode of Degrassi High… I think that’s what it’s called, the newest one… Where the “fat” girl become a model. I was so incredibly pissed off. It was really cool to see a bigger girl in a leading role… she was smart, got fantastic grades, everyone really liked her - but then they just had to make her a model. I see the reasoning behind it “let the fat girls know they’re still pretty” … but that’s what pissed me off, it’s like saying “it’s okay to be fat, or have more meat on you - as long as you’re still pretty enough to be a model”. So you can be fat, but not ugly. Pick one.

Anyway, it was after the inital description of gender roles and the danger of them that the bullshit started to pour in. Gay men were described as “womenly” and Professor Pope enhanced this idea by comparing them all to the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy queens… Saying that gay men have become the new “interior designer women”. She also played us a video of these women coming in and changing a man into a “sissy boy” which included these characteristics - clean, nice and likes shopping. She also used the age old example of Madonna as a person who broke gender roles (who in my opinion, really didn’t…) and how this lead to the new era of “soccer moms with secret desires”.

In the end we wound up with two lists. The first was “what and where is girl culture” and second “what and where is guy culture”. The lists were absolutely unbelievable…

Girl culture - what and where

  • The mall
  • The beauty parlor
  • The kitchen (no, I’m not kidding. It was on the list.)
  • The cardio side of the gym

Male culture - what and where

  • Sports bars
  • Construction sites
  • Strip clubs
  • Italian cafes
  • The weight lifting side of the gym

WTF eh? A class where we are supposed to be exploring and debunking gender roles - showing the danger of them, and expressing our concerns, and we wide up with sexist filled lists, a stereotypical definition of a gay man and Madonna as an icon of feminism. The guys in the class also got defensive because women have more social experimentation. One guy let the class know how frustrating and unfair it is that a woman can wear a man’s jacket and get no second looks, but a man can’t wear a woman’s… and that if he were to dodge into the woman’s washroom because the male washroom was too full he’d be charged with some sort of sexual assault.

Okay, those couple of things completely make up for the wage gap, the amount of sexual, emotion and physical abuse that is put on women every year, the discrimination in work places, street hollering, the unreachable body ideals, sexual exploitation, childcare discrimination, late sufferage, sexist religions and unfair social constructs. You’ve convinced me. Feminism is crap. Men are really the oppressed ones because they can’t wear women’s jackets.

You can blame that on yourself really. …The unfair stereotypes of men, are there because of men pushing them. The same guy also made the argument that because women can use their sexualities to get a head - they really have the power over men. Why should we have to use our sexualities? Why can’t we get ahead with our minds and ideas, not our bodies. Just because we can recognize the male gaze thus taking some of the power away from the gazers, doesn’t mean that the power has flipped, it just means that we recognize that we’re being enslaved to it.

It was a piss off of a class.

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I just got home, curled into my pjs, got some hot tea and cranked up the heat… nice and cozy. I then went to check my e-mail and found this link to the top “nerd crushes” but that’s not what disturbed me. What really got me was the “Hottest Hollywood GILFs” …

What is a GILF, you ask? A grandma I’d like to fuck.

Honestly - I find maxim’s lists to be disgusting all around. They’re objectifications of women and give no thought to talent or anything. They perpetuate stereotypes and normalize the action of drooling over unsuspecting women. …But GILFs?? I find that to be a whole other level of wrong. I guess grandma’s need lovin’ too - but the fact that they call them “GILFs” is dirty… and “these old ladies have still got it”?? See above rant on objectification.

I think a much more appropriate way of showing out love and respect for older women can be shown with the Dove pro age campaign. Very cute.

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Don’t drink hand sanitizer

Written by Katie Kish in idiots

…You’d think that you wouldn’t have to tell people that drinking hand sanitizer is a bad idea. Honestly, when people do something that stupid… they deserve to be sick. Honestly. Maybe that’s mean of me … But the guy drank a gallon of hand sanitizer. Eff.

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