Category: Humour

Politically Incorrect

By Katie Kish, January 10, 2008 12:40 am

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I heart politically incorrect shit. I’m not saying lesbians are politically incorrect, or even that I feel awkward putting them on my site – I just honestly didn’t have another post in mind where I could use this cartoon.

Alright, ready for this? Click the pictures to expand them if you need to.

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Jews win! Via..

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Zombie Jesus!

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Honestly – that’s probably one of the weirdest online quizzes I have ever taken – and I’ve taken a lot in my time. But it wasn’t nearly as funny as the Republican Dictionary! Some of my personal favorites:

pro-family
very anti-gay
Jesus
Ancient white Jewish male who personally founded the Republican Party. He preached the virtues of theocracy, homophobia, sexism, racism, and tax cuts for rich people. Worm-like, Jesus is known to sometimes reside inside the hearts of some humans, usually preferring those from poverty-stricken areas with substandard levels of education.
atheist
a person who hates God

They are almost as good as the first comment:

I must admit that I am amused and concerned by the ignorance and stupidity displayed by “Left Wing” people.

“Left Wing” meaning SOCIALIST by nature and attitude.

You talk down to those people who wish to see the United States stay free.

Oh dear, I think he’s angry. And he must have some intelligent things to say if he’s spouting about ignorance… Lets watch!

I don’t suppose you would happen to know how many terrorist plots have been disrupted and/or terrorist have been captured since the 911 situation happened eh?

I don’t either.

Oh. Shit.

I damn sure don’t like Socialist, OR light weight punks in charge of our country.

Me either! Those guys always make a mess in the bars and usually start a fight.

People are dumb.

One last thing in my pointless politically incorrectness for the night. I’m sure you’ve all seen 2 Girls 1 Cup … (it’s ice cream, man.) If you haven’t, I assure you that you are missing nothing. However, John Mayer made a 2 Guys 1 Cup. Sweet.

Pun of the day for Mother’s Day

By Samantha Drover, May 13, 2007 6:51 pm

P.S. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there! :smile:

the pun of the day for today : The male pig puts everyone to sleep. You could say he’s quite the boar
hehehe – I love it!

Second life flooded

By Katie Kish, April 10, 2007 6:04 pm

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Global warming hit Second Life flooding various areas in what was being called a global warming disaster. (Video of some of the flooded areas) Good on ‘em. If people are getting that worked up about their Second Life home – imagine… just IMAGINE that global warming disasters actually happened… Hmm. Too bad we can’t all live like Colin Beavan, even though Colbert is a huge jerk! Maybe we would be able to save animals that are going extinct because of this anthropogenic disaster that we’re creating. Luckily we’re seeing new breakthroughs and developments in solar energy… And not just planting trees, since that apparently causes more warming.

Jurassic Park Re-Enactment

By Katie Kish, April 7, 2007 1:42 am

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Okay, this guy is pretty much in my future husbands line-up.

April Fools Day

By Katie Kish, April 1, 2007 6:24 pm

I wonder how many posts were named that today…

So. It’s April Fools Day. My mom and my sister have already sent me their yearly “there’s a spider on your head” message (they’re not overly original) and some guy on the bus told me an elaborate story about his experience writing a book – when I asked him his books name, he then said “april fools” …

I hate April Fools Day.

Mostly because I think its pretty pointless.

However – what I DO love… are the e-mails I get from Grist Magazine on April first. I’ve been getting the Grist Magazine daily newsletter since May 13 2004. (564 of the newsletters are being stored up in my old hotmail account that I only keep alive because of the grist newsletter… its my storage ground for awesome.) Every April 1st Grist puts out a newsletter and I always fall for it. I always go “WHOA! I have to blog this!” Click the link and …voila, april fools.

Its really the only thing I like about April Fools Day… because afterwards I’m always like “uh, duh. im so stupid, thats so not plausible.”

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