Katie says:
i dont know that i have a lot to say. theres really just 2 things i want at this point …. the first is drugs the second is hugs.
Tyler says:
no drugs, hugs are better
Katie says:
drugs are also good.
Katie says:
im not talking like heroine. alcohol would be fine.
Tyler says:
well that’s a little better

That pretty much sums up my mood for the day.

Also… favorite songs of the day:

Ice Cream - New Young Pony Club
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior

I can be the sauce you crave.
I can spell what you can’t say.
Chocolate flavored love theme
Treat that treats you so mean
Covering your nights and days.

Let me give you what you’d like.
I can make your mouth run dry.
Drink me like a liquor
C’mon and dip your dipper
Show me what you’re here for, guy.

I can give you what you want.
I can make your back real taut
Fantastic flavor fancies -
Sick like Syd and Nancy -
Wicked as a joyride jaunt.�

So my friend Katie here asked me to start writing for her
blog, as a “guest blogger” I suppose, yet the whole idea of a blog eludes me
somewhat. Is it like a zine…on the internet? Right? I think someone told me
that at some point. Anyways just to give you the jist of me and kishbots
relationship and a semi formal introduction to me so that you’re all not dazed
by my random appearance on this site, ill give a short handed play version of
our history together….as MAN and WIFE.

HAHA Just kidding. We’re totally not married. Or ARE we…

Im calling it Fantastic Friendsness because it
totally sounds homo.

Act 1:

Katie: Yo guy you’re like totally eating alone in ninth
grade high school…you should totally eat with me and my friend Lorie.

Allen: That like totally sounds awesome.

Katie: Sweet

They all eat together since then.

Act 2:

Allen: Yo BITCH in tenth grade high school with me.

Katie: Yeah guy!

Allen: Im like totally in love with…guys.

Katie: No shit? (Katie was a bit sad…she totally wanted to
bang me. THAT RIGHT I WROTE IT)

Allen: Yeah way . Im totally gay.

             Allen was
gay since then on….GAY FABULOUS.

Act 3:

****BLUUUUUUUR****

Katie and Allen danced the nights
away in multiple classes that Allen can no longer remember at the moment.
(D.A.R.E. MOMENT!!! YAY!!)

Act 4:

Katie: Im like totally going to Guelph university after this year in twelfth
grade high school.

Allen: You’re like totally dumb and should not go away (sad)

Katie: I GO to Guelph after!

Allen: Im gonna take an extra year of high school even
though I graduated already!!

Katie: Allen is dumb as a fucking chicken

Allen: I agree

              Katie is a douche and goes to Guelph like the douche
she is and Allen stays in high school like a bigger douche.

Act 5:

***BLUURED****

Allen:drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs
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drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsCLASSdrugs
drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs
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drugsCLASSdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs
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drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs

Katie: Im a douche bag for being Guelph

Allen: I totally agreed in this victory lap high school
year.

Act 6:

Allen: Im like totally in art school

Katie: Im like totally IN Victoria.

Allen: !!!!

         Katie and
Allen hooked up with your mom and it was awkward.

Act 7:

        PRESENT TIME!!

So that’s the play. Yeah I know its supreme shit so shut the
fuck up. If you wanna send me a better version then you’re free to do so. Till
then that will do. You might be wondering…”was that “art school” I read?”. Yes
I go to art school, and yes you just read that im gay, and you might be
laughing a bit. I agree, it is funny, because it plays into all the supremely
wrong gay stereotypes so laugh it up. But if you’re laughing because you’re a
fucking dirt bag bigotassed homophobe…then shut the fuck up you laughing pussy
bitch. So…that’s me my names Allen (if
you didn’t get that) I’ll be writing more about random stuff and I like lists.
So I make them sometimes. Here one:

Things I learned about Katie just before I wrote this thing:

1. She
   has a blog
2. She’s a feminist?? (FEMINAZI? KATIE? RING A BELL!?)
3. She’s
   a campus nerd who participates in campus activities like douche
4. She totally still wants to bang me…probably. (And I probably would let her
        because we’re totally still in love)
5. She totally just banged your dad…probably.