Drugs! Stop Drinking Alcohol! …?
“Stewie, your head is so smooth. How the… how…how are you doin’ that?”
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More times than I can count the topic of drugs has come up around my dining room table, either just in passing or because my brother wants to get a rise out of my stepdad. … Every time the topic comes up my stepdad (Paul) goes off about how “fucking stupid” (yeah, ministers say fucking!) pot is, how he has never tried it and so on and so forth…
My brother then tries to explain to him that it’s completely fine. And of course because Paul is like 90 (or like 65…) he tells Andrew to STFU because he is just immature and doesn’t realize the true dangers in the drug. He also goes off about how cigarettes wouldn’t be legal if they were being legalized at the same time as pot, not before. But the funny thing is – he never mentions alcohol – which is is apparently a firm believer in.
It’s not that I mean he’s an alcoholic, because by no means is he… but him and my mom have a bottle of wine with dinner, and he drinks a couple glasses of scotch. He doesn’t get drunk and stumble around the house or anything – it’s tasteful. Sort of like when Andrew or I take a few responsible tokes of a joint and go about our daily lives… or do it to just wind down from a busy day.
But pot is the bad guy! … I thought it was, right? … Last March alcohol was rated as “worse” than ecstasy on a new UK rating scale. In fact both tobacco and alcohol were put as worse than XTC, LSD and of course marijuana.
They asked a group of 29 consultant psychiatrists who specialise in addiction to rate the drugs in nine categories. Three of these related to physical harm, three to the likelihood of addiction and three to social harms such as healthcare costs. The team also extended the analysis to another group of 16 experts spanning several fields including chemistry, pharmacology, psychiatry, forensics, police and legal services.
The results?
Cocaine and heroin are the worst. Alcohol was rated at number 5, and tobacco at number 9 just after speed. Pot 11th, LSD 14th and XTC 18th. (The type of pot measured was skunk – so stronger than what people would have been smoking in the 60′s.)
The position of ecstasy near the bottom of the list was defended by Prof Nutt, who said that apart from some tragic isolated cases ecstasy is relatively safe. Despite about a third of young people having tried the drug and around half a million users every weekend, it causes fewer than 10 deaths a year. One person a day is killed by acute alcohol poisoning and thousands more from chronic use.
What the hell? So we can all go out to a bar and legally drink and smoke two drugs that kill millions upon millions of people ever single year – but we can’t pop a pill that kills less than 10 people a year?? And that is cheaper than a night of drinker?? And that doesn’t have the horrible hang over affect?? And that just makes you flat out happy?? And that doesn’t cause whiskey dick?? And that just makes sex better?? …………. What the hell. Fo shizzle.
I dont know why, but it was really hard to find a working version of this clip of Peter Griffin on ecstasy. But it’s hilarious. Just remember – just because you feel like you’re an amazing dancer on E, doesn’t mean you are…
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