A christmas ornament. This may sound quite “Scrooge” like, but I hate christmas, especially the decorations.

Another christmas decoration, but shot in good ol’ sepia.

When I told my mom what I was taking pictures for, her response was “Ugly things in my house? Did you take a picture of yourself…?” so I pretty much had to. Thanks mom.

My mom is all about the little nicknack things that are supposed to be cute. She brings this one out every winter… (Because supposedly it represents winter really well)… I think it’s the ugliest thing ever.

My mom has a rooster collection. It’s extensive, and it’s hideous. This one above is one of the slightly less hideous ones.

This one is her favorite, and the one I think is the worst.

Another rooster….

This definitely takes the prize of being “the ugliest thing in the pile of ugly things”… My sister gave this tea pot to my mom much to my disagreement. … It sits on our kitchen table unused.

This is Jake. He’s a 5 foot giraffe that we’ve had since I can remember. Jake lost an ear and antler at some point in his life (understandable, he’s lived in more houses than I have.) I guess he’s not particularly THAT ugly…it’s just a rather strange thing to have in ones house.

“Trey! I’m on the mallard!”

This green carpet will be the death of me. I’ve threatened to puke on it on more than one occasion just so they would replace the stupid thing.

This cost my parents upwards of $150. … It’s only about 3 inches long (not including the beard/hair thing…) Mom claims it is a frog. I claim it is ugly.

This is a plaster head of my step brother…………………………………..

As if one mallard wasn’t enough.