I think the most appropriate way for me to start this post is by linking to a treehugger post telling you where you can get eco-friendly lube and sex toys. The sex toy video is much more entertaining than the lube video.
"That is definitely not something I would stick in my ass." "No one is looking out for my girl’s cooter." "Why not just use a cucumber?"
Good fun. I also know that at least 3 of my readers are planning on proposing to me within the next year, sooo I’ve made it a bit easier for you and picked out three different rings. Heh, I’m kidding - but that’s a really good site for eco-conscious jewelry, if you don’t know why you should be buying eco-conscious jewelry read this, and the second rant here.
I realize this is my third link to treehugger in one post, but this is well worth reading, its about how to green your sex life. And please, no toxic liquids on V-day.
Umbra speads her eco-knowledgely filled love today… While I curse at my computer because firefox sucks so I have to use IE to do this post. Stupid firefox. Stupid IE. Why does tech have to be so jerky?
Speaking of tech - is wikipedia failing? …is citizendium a real alternative? I’ve never really been a huge fan of wiki - my grade 12 history/economics/philosophy teacher was very much against the use of it, so I too became rather skeptical of its abilities to always provide accurate information, but I’ve only found a couple cases of it being wrong. Anyway, with citizendium you have to register to use it, which I don’t like either, and its not even 1/2 as full as wiki. I know it will take a while for it to catch up… But, until then I’ll still be using wiki for fast checking things.
Lastly, I would just like to publically thanks Samie for the lovely Valentine’s day poem.
katie oh katie
my favorite lady
those eyes so blue
I know our love is true
provinces away
each and every day
my heart breaks
whenever I awake
knowing you arent here
to hold me dear
counting the time
until you’ll be mine
<3
Yay Happy Valentines day
Thanks lady! I less than three you too.



I detest the word cooter.
Its an insult to a women’s vagina. If we can’t call it what it is then we’re hiding what it is. I find words like “cooter” “who-who” “down-there” disgraceful to a woman’s anatomy.
What I really wanted to comment on was - I hope you have a loving Valentine’s day with who ever your valentine might be and thank you for the treehugger videos.
“I less than three you too”
I’m embarrassed to say how long it took me to get this, but then I laughed long and hard. Probably a bit too hard. Maybe I’m tired.
My vagina doesn’t care what I call it, as long as I call it.