So, instead I’ll write a story containing the links, mostly environmental. And I warn you - I’m a horrible story writer unless given some direction…

This story takes place in a phallic tower, one that slightly resembles a haunted tower at the University of Toronto. Inside this tower there was a group of people who had come together to try and make an extremely important decision. They met inside a relatively normal conference room with eggshell white walls and a fake oak door. The room was three times longer than it was wide and had a mirrored ceiling. At one end of the room there was a table with food placed out, all of it was organic because the people there simply hated the environment.

One member of the party was running even more late than usual so then people sat around discussing their families and other “important” aspects of their lives. One of the women had recently joined a self help group and started giving a mini lecture on ways that people could improve their lives.

It’s easy.

She said…

Perhaps the most important. Fall in love, if you aren’t already. If you have, fall in love with your partner all over again. Abandon caution and let your heart be broken. Or love family members, friends, anyone — it doesn’t have to be romantic love. Love all of humanity, one person at a time.

This upset some of the men, one man in particular who immediately changed the subject to what he had eaten for breakfast that morning.

Eggs, bacon, orange juice and french toast!

Someone in the conference room asked if the chicken he obtained the eggs from was blind… Before being able to answer in confusion the late member of the group showed up. The group ended up staying in the room for weeks upon weeks before finally coming to the decision that they were going to dump garbage into space. Little did they know, an annoying fly that had been buzzing around was actually a spy that had lost it’s way to a nuclear power plant that was about to explode.