Some things, people just shouldn’t do:

• date their boss, especially if he’s weird… the quarkiness might be adorable at first, but seriously - it will totally become annoying and then you’re left dating… you’re weird boss.
• plan to elope - it totally defeats the purpose
• hang out with work people who like drama: all they do is gossip and hate you for no apparent reason and then spread horrible things about you around the office. i hate women. i could never be a lesbian.
• let the boy you’re seeing meet your extended family in the first month of dating: the more i think about doing this, the worse of an idea it becomes.
• dismiss other people’s pain and belittle it by saying you’ve had a “harder” life. i hate that.
• kill a spider by jabbing a pencil into the middle of it. it seems like a good idea at first, but then you see it twitch, have a mess on your desk and are out a pencil
• live in a basement, and don’t do your laundry -  so many centipedes!
• tell the lesbian in the office that has a crush on you that she looks “really great today” … super duper trooper bad idea
• get a surface piercing right below your eye. …it hurts, it bleeds, it makes it hard to smile and you can always see it out of the corner of your eye. no matter how awesome it looks, it’s almost not worth the pain and annoyance.

i need something real to write about. my brain is going to sleep.