Art, science and love.

john is adorable and looks like Shang Tsung when he is fake angry at me.

John’s ESL funnies:

“we didn’t tick” - instead of  “we didn’t click”

“i have to clean up Mimi’s dirty patch” - in reference to her litter box

“you’re talking!” - instead of “you’re telling me”

“don’t let her come within a 10 ft pole” - instead of  ” i wouldn’t touch her with a 10 ft pole”

“do you have a rat in your nose” - when katie sneezed really loud

“that doesn’t ring my bell” - instead of “that doesn’t float my boat”

“you don’t have what’s in you” - instead of “you don’t have what it takes” or “you don’t have it in you”