john
john is adorable and looks like Shang Tsung when he is fake angry at me.

John’s ESL funnies:
“we didn’t tick” - instead of “we didn’t click”
“i have to clean up Mimi’s dirty patch” - in reference to her litter box
“you’re talking!” - instead of “you’re telling me”
“don’t let her come within a 10 ft pole” - instead of ” i wouldn’t touch her with a 10 ft pole”
“do you have a rat in your nose” - when katie sneezed really loud
“that doesn’t ring my bell” - instead of “that doesn’t float my boat”
“you don’t have what’s in you” - instead of “you don’t have what it takes” or “you don’t have it in you”
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