I always find those posts about what google searches bring people to their sites so entertaining… in fact, I think they’re so great *I’m* going to do one, because the google searches that have brought people here, are in fact, pretty frickin’ halarious.

So here are 10, sort of randomly selected (i made sure to get the funny ones) google searches that bring people here:

1. "kneed in testicles by a sexy woman"
2. "freedom + lovin’"
3. "how to be a debutante"
4. "against me politics of staving"
5. "spell debutante"
6. "parents of gay children"
7. "largest underwater creatures"
8. "Matt Fuery"
9. "Octopus Penis"
10. "Lick my filthy octopus"

Interesting I tell ya, now…in order to not dissapoint these people, I feel like I need to address each of these 10 things. I will start at the very beginning (a very good place to start! thats from my mom’s favorite movie.)

1. I know I’m not a ’sexy woman’ but in the past 2 days I have kneed my friend Jordan in the testicles a couple of times. I’m well aware that doing this to a guy is pretty mean… but I tell ya, he deserved it.

   The first time was when he found it necessary to start humping my leg in public. This isn’t the kind of behaviour that warrants any sort of respect, so bam.

   Another time was sort of an accident. He was on my bed and declaired that he could beat me up. Well, I showed him…and then accidently landed my knee right on his nads in the middle of a wrestling match.

2. There are a couple things I could do with freedom and lovin’. One would be to deal with them as seperate terms, but that ‘+’ in there dictates that I probably shouldn’t take that route. So, how about "free love" that’s freedom + lovin’. Honestly, free love merits an entire post of it’s own. It’s commonly known as a social movement that disses up marriage because it’s a form of social bondage and a prime player in that evil little thing called the patriarchy.

   It is often linked with promiscuity, however, historically the free love movement didn’t advocate for multiple partners at all. It’s more or less exactly what the term says… you have your love, but you don’t regulate it with laws and paper work. It can be a polyamorous relationship, sure, but not everyone who was/is into the free love movement is screwing everyone they see.

   Free love is also part of the feminist movement (although criticized
   by some feminists) as it breaks the traditional role of a woman having to get
   married and have a family…etc. Instead it leaves the door open for women (and
   men…) to leave their marriage and pursue other aspects of life, or love.

3. Now as for learning how to be a debutante, I’m not exactly sure what to say. Join a wealthy family and present yourself as ready to be married? Or walk outside and proclaim that it is your debute? That is the best advice I can offer.
4. For this, I will simply point you in a helpful direction. Feel free to click here, searcher. Maybe it will help you out next time.
5. dee, ee, bee, y-oo, tee, eh, en, tee, ee
6. I’m not really sure why there needs to be support groups or anything for parents with gay children. It’s their choice, and their life. Chances are once they turn 18 you’ll have very little to do with their lives anyway. But I myself went ahead and googled "parents of gay children" and there happened to be a lot of sites for parents who need help coping with who their children decide to have sex with and be attracted to.

   This one has a funny subtitle, "Can we understand?" Of course you can! You were probably in love once too! You got butterflies at some point when that ’special guy/girl’ walked into french class.

   I have a bit of a story for this one. I lived with a girl in my first year of residence who is gay, and her parents just flat out denied it. And what’s worse, the girl that my friend was seeing…the parents hated and would bad talk her all the time to my friend, even though they knew they were seeing each other. My friend would have to take down her lesbian pride stuff when her parents came to visit, just because she was afraid they would cut her off finacially or get pissed at her and make her life a living hell. So sad.

7. I don’t really know anything about underwater creatures, I do have these videos of the octopus though, which I’m assuming is what brought the google search here in the first place. He isn’t the largest octopus, but he is the species that grows to be the largest. Maybe one day he’ll be the biggest, but right now, he was pretty little. I’ll go back in a year or 2 and see if he’s gotten any bigger. I will also direct this bit to PZ’s site, who happens to know a hell of a lot more about underwater animals (cephalopdes really…) than I do.
8. I have a few things to say about this fellow. Well, not even a few. He is a huge tool. He used to be some big kung fu guy, and a pro wrestler, so people think that his motivational work out videos will help them be big and tough too. I have no problem with people wanting to work out… if you’re into the whole ‘moving around’ thing, good on ya.

   However, Im not into how Matt Fuery does it. I made a post a while back about him calling fat people pathetic. Bryan also made a couple posts on the stupidness that is Matt Fuery. Read those… then decide if Matt is worth your time.

9. If you really must know about this one, I will tell you what I know, and it may, or may not be true. But this is what the guy at the aquarium told us. The octopus has a special tentacle that they keep retracted until it is time to mate. At which point it puts that tentacle into the lady octopus where it stays all through the pregnancy and then dies inside of her…and it may or may not fall out. Lovely ain’t it??
10. This, is probably the funniest one. And for it, I have drawn what came to my head after reading it:
    CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO