I’m still up at 4 am for one good reason - no, I’m not drunk despite the fact that it is St. Patty’s day - I have been up for past 6 hours with Ashley, Karl and Aaron… And Aaron showed me quite a few fantastically awesome things.
First up, check out these real winners from a christian kid’s site.
You have to help Lambuel get to church without hitting the temptations. What are those temptations??? Ice cream, kissing, money and bed. Oh dear.
How many gods do our hindu friends have? Who cares! They’re all assholes who hate you - thus their religion is WRONG and we are RIGHT because we say so. Love our lord kids - LoL. I think this next one is my… “favorite”.
…Interesting. Secular movies lie! bwa ha ha. Read more about their thoughts on dinos roaming the earth with Adam and Eve and how evolution is simply propaganda because creationism rox. The artwork is pretty f’n hilarious too. Well, actually. It’s not so hilarious when you realize that it is children that are being completely brainwashed by all this bullshit. Then it’s just incredibly heartbreaking.
I always forget these kind of people exist until I come across serious sites like that one. Also, Aaron showed me one about christians and carbs... there are quite a few gem quotes in that one, here is my favorite:
The bodies of adolescent children on the high-carbohydrate diet can grown in either of two opposite directions. Some become insulin resistant from the onslaught of glucose in the blood. They become fat and lethargic. They have low energy and are accused of being lazy. They sit in the school class and doodle on the scratch paper. They don’t talk much and are antisocial. They flop in front of the television and avoid physical activities.
Yes, actually it is bread that is making kids lose their attention spans in school and become lazy. Not life style changes, media and crappy parenting.
And finally check this graph out too:
FUNNY stuff.
