People make hilarious fuck ups that end up looking like politically incorrect parking lot porno…
People “tag” John Newcomb’s name all over campus…
But some spell it wrong…
And we’re so environmentally friendly that we have bunnies instead of lawn mowers.
1 | Aaron Kaspar
No!!! Those wheelchair humpers were mine to photograph! MINE.
Stay on your own turf, Kish, lest tragedy befall you and yours.
Did ’shley tell you about this? I’ll have to silence her as well….
And finally … WhoTF is John Newcomb?
2 | Katie Kish
You’re clearly not in geography.
John Newcomb is only the best TA in the world.
Actually, I’m not really a fan (…I’ll tell you why later when there aren’t *other people* around, its sort of like my beef with your nose, only it is in regards to something else.)
And yes. Ashley told me about the wheelchair humpers. I was waiting for it to appear on your blog so maybe I could just link to you and be like “see my friend aaron? he’s real cool” but it never happened, so instead you’re just a huge tool who missed out on that opportunity.
Tragedy befall me and mine eh? like what you did to my dad? asshole.
