I promised myself that I would keep my room clean. I would keep things in order,and I would make sure it never smelled like dirty clothes. This year, would be the year that my room would be nice enough to bring anyone into it, at any time.

Please, observe my room… 1 and 2 … as you can see… I didn’t keep the promise to myself.

In picture one, you can see what I ate my dinner out of… yes, that is a pot beside my laptop, and it is indeed 1/2 full of uneaten Kraft Dinner, I used to be able to eat an entire box!!! But now, not so much. There is also the beginnings of a tower of diet coke cans. Oh! But those curtains, yeah…I made them. They don’t open…yet! Give me time. And this seems like a good time to brag. The second shelf on that bookshelf, is full of rocks. …I actually just bought a titanium quartz rock. It’s completely man-made, but it’s pretty.

What they do is take quartz crystals and clean them and then place them in a vaccum chamber where it’s de-pressurized… using electic heat titanium metal is evaporated in the chamber. This causes a layer of rare metal to plate the entire surface and penetrates the crystal lattice. When the rock is back in the air, the titanium layer takes on an oxidized sheen… so its all shiney and stuff.

The second picture is basically how my clothes look all the time. …Usually I put on soemthing that I think will look ‘good’ then i decide that it doesn’t look good, or that I need to change my bra, so the whole thing comes off and another one goes on, then I decide that the first one was better, but maybe I should try a combination of the two… Then that doesn’t work out and I say fuck it and put on a pair of sweat pants and a sweater/t-shirt. …On busy days I just skip all that stupidity and wear the sweater and sweat pants. But the whole process makes quite the mess.