Liberal Debutante

08 Jun, 2007

Goooooooal!

Posted by: Katie Kish In: Soccer

If you watched the Colbert Report tonight, that title is a whole lot funnier.

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…I’ll admit, they actually don’t get that many goals…

Hockey is starting to get less and less entertaining. On top of all the fighting, and the drama accompanied by new teams and rosters that just don’t make any sense the games are just less exciting. Accompanied by an extremely dissapointing ending to the stanley cup with the Ottawa Senators getting completely slaughtered by the Ducks I’ve had to turn my attention and love to a new sport.

Soccer.

Maybe it’s true that when you date a new guy you pick up some of his interests. He happens to fulove (fulove = fucking love, clever eh?) soccer… So unless I want to sit and listen to nonsense for an hour after a game, I just watch so that I can actively participate. If I were strongly opposed to learning the sport, then I wouldn’t do it, but I don’t mind so I’m still maintaining my feminist vibe. Woo!

The trouble is - I don’t know what I’m supposed to be watching Soccer isn’t like hockey. Well, maybe it is, I just don’t “get it” yet. But right now I’m attempting to follow not only the MLS but also the qualifying rounds for EURO 2008 and CONCACAF… And then, on June 30, the U-20 world cup is starting up. And we can’t forget about FIFA (which is U-20, but I mean the older guys…) I have a slight idea of the teams that I like in each category, but I don’t know if they’re embarassing yet, so I’m going to keep my mouth shut and my fingered slowed for now.

Except I’m obviously cheering for the TFC, even though they’re not doing so great thus far. And I guess it’s not really “obviously” since I don’t cheer for the TML and they’re the Toronto hockey team. But I feel like I should cheer for something from Toronto, and since I hate baseball and don’t intend on following any other sport, the TFC gets my love.

I don’t plan on writing about soccer ever again on the blog, unless something really exciting happens, but I just thought everyone should know that not only have I revegetarianized myself this week, but I have also become a soccer fan.

Woo!

3 Responses to "Goooooooal!"

1 | King Aardvark

June 28th, 2007 at 7:22 am

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Wooo, TFC!!! Ok, I’ll admit, I actually can’t stand soccer. Too damn slow and boring. I tune in for highlights only. One of my guilty pleasures though is that I like the soccer attire (eg, I have some Umbro stuff). But that is the extent of my soccer-loving.

I’m so pissed about Ottawa losing. At least Muckler is gone so they’ll stop wasting money on spare parts.

“But I feel like I should cheer for something from Toronto….” You don’t have to. A) it’s a free country, and B) hating Toronto in all its forms is perfectly acceptable, even encouraged, for every non-Torontonian (and some Torontonians, as well).

2 | Kian

June 28th, 2007 at 10:57 am

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It took me a reeeally long time to get used to soccer. It is SO much slower than hockey. And I would call myself a Torontonian, I’m not really… but i might as well be. I actually might start watching baseball to see if I can get into that. …I’ve always hated baseball because its a sport you can play with a beer in your hand… sooo its really not a sport. (like golf.)

3 | King Aardvark

June 29th, 2007 at 8:58 am

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I wouldn’t bother with the Jays. It’s not exactly the 1993 team anymore. Damn, they were good back then.

My theory about soccer is that the fans do all that singing because the game is so slow: they need to keep themselves amused.

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